Sunday, September 10, 2023

Book of Curses, Part Two

Emma Shipler’s house in Ravenswood had two stories and an attic, along with a small front lawn and a narrow porch. Vivian was waiting on a bench when Rachel and I came up the steps.

            “Thanks for coming,” I said. “This is Rachel, my associate. She’s here because she’s psychic.”

            “A little,” Rachel said.

Vivian nodded absently, then took out her keys and opened the front door. We followed her inside.

            On the right side of the foyer a living room extended halfway through the house, with two sofas, several armchairs, several tall bookcases, and a vast Persian rug. It smelled of dust and cat litter. A staircase pointed the way up to the second floor.

            Vivian stood in front of the staircase, staring at a small table. “There was a vase. It’s gone.”

            A cat marched across the living and made a demanding meow. Vivian scowled. “I have to come over every few days to feed him. I don’t even know its name. Give me a second.”

            She walked across the living room to the kitchen. Rachel and I checked out the bookshelves. We found books on yoga, stamp collecting, art, health and nutrition, ancient history, and cat care. No witchcraft.

            Vivian came back. “There are some cookbooks missing. And a painted teapot. She’s been here. Mina. Like I said, she’s mad that I got the house. I mean, I would have given her whatever she wanted if she asked, but now—” She shook her head.

            I looked at Rachel. “Anything?”

            She closed her eyes for a moment. “Not here. But upstairs.”

            We climbed the stairs. The second floor had two bedrooms, a linen closet, and an office. It was small for the three of us—a desk, bookshelves, books on the floor, a desk lamp that provided the only light, and a small rug under our feet.

            “The notebook was right there.” Vivian pointed to the top of the desk, which was covered with yellow legal pads, pens, and loose sheets of paper.

            The desk chair tilted unsteadily when Rachel sat down. She picked up a legal pad and flipped the pages up, looking at sketches of yoga poses, flowers, birds, and faces.

            “I can feel . . . . something. Around me.” She picked up a drawing of a penguin. “Not dark magic, just the light, frothy kind.” She swiveled in the chair to look at the nearest shelves. There were books on Tarot, astral projection, reincarnation, genealogy, ancient history, and lots more. 

She found a gap on the shelf and tapped her finger between two books. “It was here. Something important. It was there for a long time, so it left a—an impression.”

“What does she mean?” Vivian asked me.

“Maybe a book of spells?” I asked Rachel.

She shrugged. “Maybe. I can’t—”

“What’s that?” Vivian lifted an arm.

The house was quiet. The air was still. But we all heard the sound of a door downstairs closing, and then a meow from the cat.

Vivian darted through the office door. I followed. Footsteps were coming up the stairs. I reached into my jacket for my pepper spray. Rachel was behind me.

“Who’s there?” Vivian called.

A woman’s head rose into view. “Vivian? Oh, hello. I didn’t think anyone would be here—”

“What the hell, Mina?” Vivian took a step forward. “This is my house now! You can’t just come in here and walk around as you please!”

“This is my sister’s house, and I’ll—” She stopped and looked at me, then Rachel. “Who’s this?”

“This is a private detective who works for me. Tom Jurgen. And Rachel—I didn’t catch your last name.” She gestured. “This is my other aunt, Mina Hamilton. I told you about her.” 

I handed Mina a card. “That’s me.” 

She stared at the card. “A private detective?” In her 70s, she was slim and fit, with silvery hair. She wore a dark blue pantsuit with a large purse slung over one shoulder.

Vivian shifted on her feet. “Emma was—I wanted to know how she was getting money from people, she had this whole list of people, so I—” She stopped. “Did you take that vase from downstairs? And that teapot?”

Before she could answer I asked a question of my own: “Did you take anything from inside that office?”

Mina blinked. “Emma’s my sister. I took her in when she didn’t have anyone. Do you know how she got this house? The man she married—”

“The book,” Vivian cut in. “Did you take a book?”

Mina glared at the three of us. “I don’t have to answer your questions. Emma’s my sister. I still can’t believe she’s dead. I still don’t—” 

She glared at the three of us, then whirled around and stalked down the stairs. 

“I want that vase back!” Vivian shouted just before the door slammed.

Rachel and I looked at each other. Domestic squabbles are always uncomfortable to witness.

“Did she take the book?” I asked.

Rachel snorted. “Of course. You don’t need psychic powers for that.”

The question was, what book? Vivian was still glaring at the stairway. I went back into the office.

There was no technology anywhere, no computer or printer. Sitting down, I started opening desk drawers. I found decks of Tarot cards and regular playing cards, a half-empty pack of cigarettes, Post-it note pads in various colors, boxes of paperclips and staples, and a roll of stamps—the usual desk clutter. 

In the bottom drawer I found some photocopied pages stapled together. They were lists of phrases in a language I didn’t recognize, with brief translations: cure toothache, crack in road, falling pot, itchy balls . . . I showed it to Rachel.

She shrugged. “List of spells? I don’t feel anything supernatural about it.” She held it up. “Let me try this one for itchy balls.”

I yanked it back and swiveled the chair to the bookcase. From one side of the gap where the missing book had rested I pulled a slim volume with the title LOVE SPELLS FOR THE LOVELORN running down the spine. It contained pages of spells for making people fall in love, interspersed with what looked like typical Dear Abby-style advice for finding love. 

The book on the other side of the gap was thick, with Roman numeral II embossed on the cover. On the second page inside I found the full title: CURSES SIMPLE TO SINISTER: II. 

I handed it to Rachel. She smiled. “Yeah. This is the real deal.” 

She opened it to a random page. “Hair: Make your enemy’s hair fall out. Turn your enemy’s hair gray. Twist your enemy’s hair in knots. Make your enemy’s hair grow uncontrollably.” She flipped through the pages. “Pretty handy for the everyday prankster. I wonder how sinister it really gets.”

“It’s book two,” I said. “And book one is gone.” I looked at Vivian. “We need to find out for sure if your aunt took book one. Along with the vase and the teapot and whatever else is missing.”

She leaned back against the doorway. “Whatever she has of Emma’s is mine. But—well, I should probably be a little nicer to her. Emma didn’t treat her very good.”

“But the book in the wrong hands could be dangerous,” I said. 

“I definitely wouldn’t put it in the estate sale,” Rachel said. “I mean, I might buy it. For a reasonable price. Just to keep Tom in line.”

Vivian smiled for the first time since I’d met her. “I’ll give Mina a call.”

 

Vivian called me the next morning. “There’s, uh, a problem.”

            “What kind of problem?” I put my coffee down to listen.

            “We’re done with what I hired you for, so this—I don’t know. I guess it’s a new case. The thing is, Mina doesn’t have the book anymore. A friend of hers stole it.”

            Uh-oh. “What friend?”

            “Maybe you’d better call her. I talked to her for a long time last night. She’s—Emma could be difficult to deal with. I kind of see that now. Maybe she has a right to some of what’s in the house. But we really need to get that book back from—from the guy who has it. He sounds like bad news.”      

Great. “I’ll see what I can do. Can you give me Mina’s number?”

            Rachel came in a few minutes later. “No class until three. No hard deadlines. It’s not a day off, but I’ll take it.” She sank down into her chair. “What’s up?”

            “The book of curses was stolen.” I was in the middle of tapping out Mina’s number. “More bulletins as they come in.” The phone buzzed.

            “Hello?”

            “Mina Hamilton? This is Tom Jurgen. I just spoke with your niece.”

            “Oh. Yes. Just a second.” I heard movement, then, “Yes. I took the book from Emma’s house. I thought—well, I knew how she was using it. I just thought I could do the same thing.”

            “How did that work for you?”

            A bitter laugh. “My sister was—she had a way about her. She made friends instantly. Not friends, exactly. I don’t think she had any real friends, not even the men she married. She liked people, she enjoyed having a wide circle of people around her, but what she really wanted was people she could depend on to help her when she needed it. People to use. She wasn’t a bad person, really. We didn’t—well, she didn’t leave me anything in her estate, but you don’t want to hear how I let her live with me and supported her when she couldn’t find anyone else to put up with her or lend her money, but that’s why I felt like I had a right to some things.”

            “Like the book.”

            “And the vase. I’ll give that back. And I just don’t know that many people I could—even if I could really do those curses or spells or whatever they are, I don’t have enough friends that I could do that to, or get away with it. But Jonah—he’s my boyfriend—I think Jonah took it, and I’m a little afraid of what he’s going to do with it.”

            That didn’t sound good. “Maybe we should talk in person, Ms. Hamilton. Could I meet you somewhere?”

            “Well, I suppose you could come here. Where are you now?”

            She gave me her address, a condo near the Gold Coast. I promised to be there in an hour.

            “Book of curses gone?” Rachel said when I hung up. “Sounds like bad news.”

            “Could be. She doesn’t trust her boyfriend.”

            “I know the feeling.” She smirked. “Kidding! I trust you as far as I can throw you, and I think I could throw you pretty far.”

            “If you had to, yes.” I sent an email to Vivian Vogel, sent a few other emails dealing with different cases, and finished my coffee. “Not much work today?”

            “No homework. I’ve got a website redesign coming up, but nothing urgent. That doesn’t mean I’m available for another road trip with you—I want to have at least part of a day for just me and my stuff.”

            “That’s fair.” She’s been working hard for close to two years. “I’ll let you know if I’m going anywhere else.” I stood up. “Enjoy your day.”

            “Toodles.” She was already at her keyboard.

 

I could see the highway in the distance through the west-looking window of Mina Hamilton’’s condo. We sat with coffee in her living room, which was dominated by a huge sectional sofa, an avant-garde painting on one wall, and a rubber plant almost as tall as me.

            “I met Jonah at a dinner party with some other friends, about six months ago.” She crossed her ankles. Today she was wearing dark slacks and a gray silk blouse. “I don’t date, just so you understand. I’ve been single, I was married, and then my husband died, and I’ve been basically happy on my own ever since. But Jonah was, well . . .”

            She looked away from me, embarrassed, and picked up her phone. “Here’s a picture. He’s handsome, a little younger than me, and flirty—not raunchy or anything. There was just something different about him.”

            I looked at her phone. Jonah had black hair, receding just a little on the top, and dark eyes and a firm chin. In his 40s, like me. Attractive, in a polo shirt and a smirk on his face.

            “We dated, and it—progressed. It wasn’t very serious at first, but as time went on we got comfortable with each other. When Emma died and I didn’t get anything, I was upset, and I told him about it. I mean, Emma was always on some new scheme to make money, never sticking with anything because things didn’t work out and it was never her fault, and if she hadn’t met her third husband and gotten that house after he died she would have—”

            Mina’s voice had been rising. She stopped, took a deep breath, and shook her head. “I apologize. The point is, yes, I had some resentment for her, and I told Jonah about it, and he, well, encouraged me to make it right.”

            “Did he push you to do it?”

            “He knew that Emma practiced witchcraft. I never took it seriously, but our grandmother, she could do things like make people sick if they annoyed her, or help someone who needed a little bit of luck. And Emma was fascinated. She was devastated when she died, and then she went on a genealogy kick to find out everything she could about that side of the family. I don’t know what she found. But I did know a little about what she was doing to make money the last few years. And I told him.” 

She sighed. “Yeah. He pushed me. Nothing obvious. I swear he didn’t know anything about Emma when we met, that’s not what this is about. Maybe he just thought I was loaded and he could get some money out of being nice to me. I’m not a kid, Mr. Jurgen.” She glared, not exactly at me, but in my direction. “I stopped looking for true love after my second husband divorced me. Ever since, I look out for me, and I don’t make a secret out of it. Does that offend you?”

I shook my head. “I can’t afford to judge anyone in this job, not if I want to keep working. Right now I’m just working for your niece. Where does Jonah live?”

“He’s got an apartment up north. I know the address, but I’ve never been there. We mostly came here.” She waved a hand around. “I got the feeling he liked it here, and not just for me.”

“When could he have taken the book?”

“I took it a week ago. He was here Saturday night. I haven’t seen him since, so he must have taken it then.”

Today was Wednesday. “No calls or texts? Is that unusual?”

“We usually text every other day. We’re not very lovey-dovey.” She rolled her eyes. 

I had finally reached the question I’d come here to ask. I looked her in the eyes.  “Would you feel comfortable calling and asking Jonah about the book?”

Her phone sat on a table next to her. She looked at it for a moment, looked at me, and grimaced. She picked it up. “Let’s see.”

She tapped a few keys and waited. After a moment she frowned. “Voicemail.” She hung up. 

I thought for a minute. “Send him a text.”

Mina hesitated. “I suppose. I can’t have him stealing things from me. Especially my sister’s things. If I’m wrong—well, I guess I’ve already decided I don’t trust him. All right.”

She tapped on her phone, hit send, then showed me the text: Do you have that book from my sister’s house? I need it back.

“Let’s wait and see,” I said. 

She finished off her coffee, nervous, then took our cups into the kitchen for more. She came back with a plate of cookies too. 

We waited for 15 minutes. I ate two cookies, just to be polite. And because I was hungry. Okay, mostly because I was hungry. 

Mina picked up her phone one last time. “How long do you want to wait?” She obviously didn’t want me hanging around all day. 

I couldn’t blame her, so I stood up. “Could I have his address?”

Her eyes narrowed. “What are you going to do?”

“Just check it out. I won’t go pounding on his door.” Although if I spotted Jonah, I might tail him. “Can you let me know if he contacts you?”

She gave me the address. I thanked her, and went back to my car.

Jonah’s apartment was in the Lakeview neighborhood. I found the building and sat in my car watching the front door. People came in and out: a UPS delivery, a woman walking her dog, a couple arguing. I turned on the radio.

The building didn’t have a doorman, just a vestibule with an intercom. A mail carrier went in and started stuffing mailboxes. The woman came back with her dog. I changed the radio station. I was getting hungry. 

After an hour I decided I was wasting my time and my client’s money. I called her to see if she’d heard anything, and what she wanted me to do. Then maybe I could get lunch. I found her number on my phone. One buzz. Two—

“Where are you? I can’t talk right now. Mina’s in the hospital.” She sounded out of breath. 

What the hell? “What happened?”

“She fell. She was just talking down the street, and suddenly she fell, and there are fractures in her pelvis and she might have a concussion, I’m waiting for the doctors—”

“She just fell? No one pushed her? Just out of nowhere?”

            “That’s what she said. She was just done talking to Jonah, and—”

            “Wait, she was talking to Jonsh?”

            “Yeah, after you left he called her, and—oh, no. Do you think . . . ?”

            I definitely did think. “What hospital?”


Book of Curses, Part Three

St. Joseph’s Hospital on the north side of Chicago was quiet and orderly in the later afternoon. Mina lay on a bed in a room on the 11th floor. She had an IV in her arm and a bandage on her head, the standard hospital gown tied around the back of her neck. Vivian Vogel sat next to her.

            Mina glared at me as I entered, as if I’d interrupted something. Then she shot angry eyes at Vivian. “If I could sue you, I would. Both of you. Maybe I can still sue you, Vivian. For the house.”

            Vivian sighed. “I didn’t want the house, Mina. It’s not my fault she left it to me, but that doesn’t give you the right to let yourself in and just take whatever you want. Look what it’s done to you.”

            “What happened?” I asked, hoping to deflect the argument—or at least not get caught in the middle of it.

            Mina folded her hands on top of her covers. “He called me almost as soon as you left. Jonah. First he said he didn’t have the book, then he admitted it but said he needed it more than me. No, he deserved it more than me. I told him that was ridiculous. We argued, and he hung up. Or maybe I hung up first, I don’t know. Then I had to meet a friend of mine for lunch.”

            Lunch. That made me hungry again. Did the hospital have a decent cafeteria? “Then what?”

            “Well, I changed and went downstairs, and I was walking down the street—I was only a few steps away from my building, and I just—fell. Like someone pushed me, or like the wind shoved me, but there was nobody around me. I just fell over.” 

She rubbed her hip and winced. “I felt it crack.” Then she tapped her scalp. “I don’t remember hitting my head, but then I was looking up at the sky, and there were people, and then there was a paramedic and I was in an ambulance, and then I was—here.” She pointed at the door. “I called Vivian to warn her.”

   We were silent for a moment. Eventually I said, “I watched his apartment for an hour. I didn’t see him. I could go back, but sitting and waiting won’t get us anywhere. Even if he shows up, we’ll have to confront him.”

Vivian bit her lip. She glanced at Mina, wanting to say something angry, but forced herself to look away. Finally she settled on me. “It’s my house. The book belongs to me. The will says the house and everything in it, so—yeah, I suppose I have to talk to him.”

“That might make you a target,” I said. 

She looked out the window. Mina’s room faced a park. People strolled or jogged along  paths between the trees, with Lake Michigan beyond, boats drifting in the waves. She sighed. “I can’t ask you to do it. He won’t listen to you if you just show up, will he? I’ll have to do it. Goddamn it.” She stood up. “Can you come with me?”

“Of course.” She was my client. 

Mina groaned. “I suppose you think this is all my fault,” she said bitterly.

Vivian opened her mouth, but then took a breath and said nothing. She stalked out of the room, her shoulders tense.

Mina gripped the side of her bed as if she wanted to yell something after her. But then she closed her mouth and shook her head, muttering under her breath. 

“Hope you feel better,” I said.

”Go away,” she snapped.

I left to catch up with Vivian.

 

The vestibule of Jonah’s building had a camera in the ceiling. I looked away from it as Vivian jabbed at the buzzer, pressing it over and over until a male voice demanded, “What?”

            “I’m Vivian Vogel, I’m Mina Hamilton’s niece, and you have something of mine.” She leaned in toward the speaker. “I’ll stay here all day until you let me in.”

            No answer. She started pressing the buzzer again, until the door clicked. I pulled it open for her. 

            Jonah lived on the third floor. The elevator was out of order, and Vivian was out of breath as we reached the landing. Yeah, I was breathing a little hard too. We caught our breath before finding the apartment, and Vivian knocked on the door.

Jonah—his last name was Lansing, Vivian had told me on the drive here—looked like his picture: black hair retreating back over his scalp, a thick chin, and heavy shoulders. In his late 40s, maybe a few years older than me, but in better shape.

He crossed his arms in the doorway, blocking us. “Yes? What is it, Vivian? Who’s your friend?” He smirked at me.

“I want the book you stole from Mina’s house.” Vivian planted her feet firmly in the entrance. “She’s in the hospital.”

He lifted an eyebrow. “That’s too bad.”

“The book.”

Jonah looked at me. “And you are?”

“Tom Jurgen. I’m a private detective, working for Ms. Vogel.” I tried my best to look at least a little menacing.  

“Private eye?” He glanced at my jacket. “Are you carrying a gun? A .44 magnum?”

I own a Glock, but I mostly keep it locked in a closet. “Not right now.”         

“Jonah, who’s there?” A voice from inside the apartment. I peered around his shoulder.

A woman, blond, twentysomething, in green shorts and a white blouse. Barefoot, an apple in her hand. She had a tattoo of an apple on her right shoulder, too. Maybe she liked apples. 

She stared at Vivian, then at me, then at Jonah, then took a bite of the apple. “Who’s this?”

“Nobody.” He sighed, annoyed. “Look, I’m sorry Mina’s in the hospital, but to tell you the truth, we’re done.” He glanced over his shoulder at the girl. “Can you leave now?”

Vivian took a step forward. “You made her take it, and now you took it. And you used it to put her in the hospital. A 72-year-old woman! A fall could have killed her. Are you going to use the book like my other aunt did? To get money from people, or just injure anyone you don’t like?”

“What’s she talking about, Jonah?” The younger woman seemed amused, as if she’d come in on the middle of a sitcom.

“Don’t worry, Bree, she’s cracked.” He put a hand on the door. “There’s no book. Some old lady falls on the street and it’s my fault? Get out of here before I call the police.”

“You might not like that if we tell them you’ve got stolen property in here,” I said. “They’ll have to ask questions.” Actually, they didn’t, but I was hoping the prospect would spook Jonah a little.

It did, but not the way I expected. Jonah took a step back, but before Vivian or I could move he slammed the door in our face. She jumped back, rubbing her nose. “Son of a bitch!”

“We could knock again,” I said. “We might wear him down.”

I didn’t really think so, but it had happened to me a few times. Mostly I just didn’t want my client to think I gave up easily. 

But Vivian shook her head. “I can’t stand here all day arguing with him. Do you think he really has the book?”

“He knew your aunt fell in the street. We didn’t tell him that.” Maybe the curse was really specific. Or he was watching her when he cast it. Or maybe he’d just gotten lucky.

Her eyes went wide. “I guess that’s right. He must have it. What do we do now?”

I led her to the elevator, and we went down. I used the ride to think. I wished Rachel were here—she’d have been able to tell me for sure if the book was in Jonah’s apartment. Right now all I had were my own P.I. instincts. 

“I want to watch this place for a while,” I told her finally as we stood on the street outside. Cars crept up and down the street slowly, and pedestrians were making their way to the subway, the bus stop, or home. “If he’s carrying the book around, with him I might have a chance to grab it. Or if he’s keeping it somewhere else, he might take me to it. We can set a time limit on it, a few hours if you want, so I don’t add too much to your bill.” 

She looked up at the building. “I suppose so. It’s, what, 4:30?” She looked at her wrist. “Almost five. Let’s say 7:30. Call me before you leave. Let me know if you see anything.”

“Right.” I looked up and down the block and spotted a Starbucks. Coffee would be good, and I wanted to use a bathroom before I started a stakeout. “I’ll be in touch.”

I used the restroom, snagged a coffee, and got as comfortable as I could in my car across the street from Jonah’s building. I texted Rachel to let her know what was going on. She texted back: This is how you get out of making dinner? With a frowny-face emoji. I let it go.

So I sat back and waited, watching the front door. He didn’t show, of course. This was a long shot, but it was the only tactic I could think of right now. Maybe tomorrow I’d have a better idea.

By 6:30 I was looking forward to quitting in half an hour and going home, but then the door opened and the girl came out. Bree, Jonah’s girlfriend. She was at least a little more age appropriate. I watched her for a moment, then, on impulse, I jumped out of my car and followed her.

She walked two blocks to a Chinese restaurant. A cheerful woman handed some plastic bags to her over the counter, and she gave her a handful of cash. Then she turned and saw me.

“Oh. You.” The bags dangled in her arms. “What do you want?”

“Does Jonah have the book?”

She shrugged. “I don’t know. What’s the big deal about it?”

“It could be dangerous to have around.”

Her face wrinkled. “Dangerous how?”

“The—the information in it. He could use it to hurt people.” I didn’t want to get into the curses right now. Not everyone believes in the supernatural until it whacks them between the eyes.

Bree set the bags on an empty table and wiped a hand on her shorts. “Let me ask you something—is Jonah really screwing a 70-year-old woman?”

“I don’t have pictures of them, or anything like that. But—yes.”

Bree laughed. “That asshole. I mean, I expect it, but a senior citizen? Damn.”

“What about the book?” I asked.

She rolled her eyes. “Yeah. He brought some book home a few days ago. Very secret. Hid out in the bedroom for hours, and I was stuck watching TV all day. When I saw him the next day, though, he had a pocket full of cash. Wouldn’t say where it came from. I saw the book in the bedroom when we—you know—and then he kicked me out. Said he had some kind of work to do. And the next day, more money.” She picked up her bags. “Is that it? This is going to get cold, and you don’t want me telling Jonah why I took so long.”

She had a point, but I had one big question. “What happened today? Did he disappear into the bedroom today to do something?”

She looked past me to the door. “Yeah. He got a text, and then he went into the bedroom and I heard him talking, and then it was quiet and I heard him talking again, only this time he wasn’t talking to anybody. It was like he was talking to himself. Can I go now? I’m hungry.”

Me too.I hadn’t eaten lunch, and the aroma of Chinese food was getting to me. I handed her a card. “The book is important. We might be able to pay you if you can help us get it back.”

Bree slipped the card into her back pocket and grinned. “Don’t hold your breath.” 

“Can I have your number? In case I have to talk to you again?”

She hesitated, suspicious, but after a moment she ripped a few inches of paper from her receipt, borrowed a pen, and wrote down her number for me. “This doesn’t mean I’ll answer you.”

“Understood. Thanks.”

“Whatever.” She walked around me to the door. I watched her go. 

My stomach felt suddenly empty, so I bought an eggroll and carried it back to the car.

Now what? Jonah definitely had the book, and it looked like he was using it already, casting some low-level curses to get cash. Getting it back, though, was going to be complicated. Maybe a TV private eye could break into the apartment and steal it, but I didn’t even know how to pick a lock. And I couldn’t count on Bree to help me.

I called my client to report. Vivian listened without saying much. She seemed tired, not just worn out physically but sick of the whole situation. “I don’t know,” she said when I finished. “I’ll call you tomorrow.”

“Fine.” We hung up, and I called Rachel. “Want me to bring home Chinese food?”

“It’s either that, or crackers and cheese again. Go crazy.”

“Coming soon.” We hung up and I headed back to the restaurant.

            

We ate dinner in front of the TV, watching the newest season of Black Mirror until 11:30. I dozed off, but Rachel woke me up, and we moved from the sofa to the bedroom. I woke up to my alarm at 7:15. 

            I fumbled in the darkness to snooze the alarm before it woke Rachel, and sat up. I rubbed my eyes, stretched, and reached out for my phone. It fell on the floor, and I leaned down to look for it, but I couldn’t see it. I blinked and rubbed my eyes again. Why was it so dark?

            I stood up, then sat back down on the bed again. Reached for the lamp and found the switch. I turned the switch. Nothing. Just a faint glow in the corner of my eye. I ran my hand up the stem of the lamp to the bulb. It was working—I could feel the heat. I turned the light off and on again. I couldn’t see the light.

            I held my hand up in front of my face. A dim shadow, nothing more. I blinked a bunch of times, rubbed my eyes again, and searched the floor until I found my phone. I flicked the screen. Again, I could see only a mild, distant shard of light. What the hell?

            “Rachel?” I leaned back to pat her. “Rach?”

            “Wha?” Her voice was muffled and sleepy.

            “I need help.” My heart started to pound.

            “Huh? You know how to make coffee and pour cereal. What kind of help do you need?”

            One more time I blinked and rubbed my eyes. But it was no use. I had to admit it. “I can’t see.”


Book of Curses, Part Four

I managed to shower and get dressed with minimal assistance, but Rachel had to make the coffee. I have an eye doctor that I don’t see very often, but we’d have to wait until at least nine to call her. 

“Do you want to go to the ER?” Rachel asked as I slowly ate my bowl of Lucky Charms.

“Maybe.” I carefully reached for my coffee. “But I know what this is.”

“Jonah.” I couldn’t see her face, but I could hear the disgust in her voice.

“Yeah.” I sipped coffee. 

I wasn’t completely blind. I could make out shapes and light, and if I held my phone very close I could at least see the names on my contact list. But I couldn’t see well enough to read my email, do a search, or play any of my games. 

I curled and uncurled my fists, feeling helpless. And angry. At Jonah, yeah, but also myself. I didn’t know how I could have protected myself against a curse from Jonah, but I should at least have expected that he’d try something like this. Did Bree tell him I talked to her? That was stupid too. 

“So what do we do?” Rachel was at the sink. “Get you a cane? Dark glasses? Sign you up for a Seeing Eye dog?”

“I don’t know. There’s got to be some way to reverse it. That’s how the whole scam works. Jonah will probably contact me with his ransom demand, I don’t want to pay him anything, but it could be our one shot at getting the book back. I just hope he doesn’t want to just leave me like this.”

“Yeah.” I heard a sigh. “You’re not going to need help going to the bathroom, are you?”

“I think I can manage.” 

She was back at the table again. “Are your other senses suddenly more sharp? Maybe you can turn this into a superhero gig.”

“Then I’d have to get a costume, and I don’t look good in spandex.”

“Good point.”

I waited until 8:30 to call Vivian Vogel. I had to make sure she hadn’t gotten a curse laid on her too. 

She was fine, but shocked when I told her about my near-blindness. “Oh my God, I’m so sorry! Can I do anything?”

“Send me Jonah’s number, if you have it. I expect he’ll call to ask for money, but I don’t want to wait too long.”

“God, this is a nightmare. I never thought—”

“At least he hasn’t come after you.” Yet. I wished I knew some kind of precaution to take. A cross? Cloves of garlic? Hiding in a church?

“Oh God. I’ll pay. Whatever he wants—”

“I’m hoping we won’t have to pay him anything. I’m not exactly sure what I’m going to do, but I’ll think of something.” I hoped. 

She sent me Jonah’s number. I was able to store it without asking Rachel for help, which felt like a victory, so I had another cup of coffee.

I made my way into the office and sat at my desk, but I couldn’t do anything. I could barely make out the shape of my computer monitor in front of me. I heard Rachel come in, and saw a shadow of her setting something down on my desk next to the keyboard. “Here’s some coffee. You need anything else right now?”

“A bottle of water? Whenever you get a chance.”

“Fine.” She left and came back. “Here. Anything else? This is your last chance for an hour. I’ve got work to do.”

“Thank you. I won’t bother you unless it’s an emergency.”

I felt a kiss on the top of my head. “Got it.”

I sipped my coffee, thinking. After a few minutes I took a breath, braced myself, and said, “Hey, Rach?”

I heard a grunt. “Yeah?”

“Sorry. Could you email Carrie and ask her to call me?”

Carrie was Rachel’s oldest friend. She knew a lot about magic, and had deep connections inside Chicago’s supernatural community. She’d never liked me, but she managed to tolerate me for Rachel’s sake.

Usually I ask Rachel to communicate with her, but I didn’t want to interrupt her work any more than I had to. And I needed something to do on my own,

“Okay. . . .  There. I don’t know how long—”

My phone buzzed. Carrie? That was quick. I fumbled and managed to answer, for once with no idea who was calling. “Tom Jurgen speaking.”

“Jurgen? Jonah.” He sounded like a man highly amused with himself.

“Very funny, Jonah. Message received. How much do you want?”

He laughed. “I don’t know. Maybe I’ll let you sit in the dark for a while. That way you can’t bother me again.”

“I’m blind, not helpless. And I’m not rich.”

“Your client is. At least she’s got that big house. You don’t want anything to happen to it, do you? Or her?”

“You sound like Tony Soprano. Just tell me what you want. That book doesn’t make you invulnerable.”

“We’ll see. I’m only just figuring out everything I can do. I’ll be in touch.” He hung up.

Rachel heaved a sigh. “What did he want?”

“Nothing yet.” I stood up cautiously. “I’ll go out in the living room where I won’t bother you. I think I can make it on my own. Don’t worry about the coffee.”

            But she walked me to the living room and brought my coffee and water. “Just shout. If it’s important.” I heard her walk away. 

            A few minutes later my phone buzzed again. “What’s up, Sherlock?” This time it was Carrie. “Rachel says you’ve come down with a curse.”

            “Yeah. I can’t see.” I gave her the short version. “Is there any way of getting rid of the curse without the book?”

            “Yeah, without knowing the exact curse, I don’t think so. But I’m not an expert. You get yourself into the stupidest problems, don’t you?”

            “It’s a curse. Oops. I meant—”

            “Yeah, yeah, I get it. Let me send a few emails and see what I can do.”

            This was the nicest she’d been to me in years. “Thank you.” 

            “Don’t mention it. Seriously. To anyone.” Carrie hung up.

            I slumped on the sofa, trying to think of what to do. Trying not to think of what I’d do if my blindness became permanent. How long would Rachel put up with me? How would I make a living? Would I look good in dark glasses? What kind of Seeing Eye dog should I get? How would I pick up after him? 

            Eventually I dozed off. I woke to the sound of a text coming in on my phone. I picked it up instinctively, then remembered I couldn’t read it. Goddamn it.

            I stood up and made my way haltingly into the office. “What is it?” Rachel asked from somewhere.

            “Sorry. I got a text. Can you read it to me?” I held my phone out.

            “Yeah. I can even set it up to read texts to you, if you want. Later.” I felt her take the phone. “It says, uh, from Bree: Meet me @ 5 @ Gunter’s bar. $500. Who’s Bree?”

            “Jonah’s girlfriend.” I felt a surge of hope, and tried not to get too far ahead of myself. “I asked her to help me get the book back.”

            “And she only wants five hundred dollars for it?” Rachel snorted. “Can you trust her?”

            “I don’t know. I think she’s mad at Jonah for sleeping with Mina. Not that she seems hopelessly in love with him. Whatever. If she’s really got it, we have to take a chance.”

            “Yeah. It’s only been a few hours, but I don’t think I’m cut out to be a caregiver. Even though I love you,” she added quickly. 

            “Me too.” I took the phone from her. “Will you take me there?”

            “Sure. I’ve got class, but Abby will let me look at her notes. This is kinda more important, I guess.”

            “Thanks. I owe you one.”

            “Oh, you owe me a lot more than one, buddy.” But she kissed me on the cheek. “Now get out of here and let me work.”

            So I went back out to the living room, managed to drink some coffee without spilling it, and sat back down to take a nap. Then the phone buzzed again. I answered. It was Carrie.

 

At 4:45 Rachel led me into the bar. “What does she look like?” 

            “Blonde. Twenties, apple tattoo on her shoulder.”

            “I don’t think she’s here yet. You want a beer?”

            She walked me to a table, and I sat down. A few minutes later she came back. “Here.”

            The bar didn’t sound crowded or noisy. The jukebox played something by Taylor Swift, and I could hear a baseball game on the TV.

            I’d spent part of the day talking to Carrie, and the rest just sitting around. Life without sight was boring. I could imagine myself becoming a shapeless blob if this went on much longer.

I heard people come in and out. “What time is it?”

“A little after five. Drink your beer and don’t get antsy. You’re the one who’s always telling me to be patient.”

“You’re the one who can see.” But I took a sip of cold beer. It didn’t help me relax, but it felt nice going down.

A minute later Rachel said, “She’s here.”

“Does she have the book?”

“She has a backpack. Here she comes.”

I heard a chair move across the table. “Hi.”

“Hi.” I spoke in the direction of her voice. “This is Rachel. Rachel, Bree. Do you have the book?”

“Do you have the money?”

“Hang on a second.” I could see Rachel’s arm, a shadow, and something dropped on the table between our beers. “Show me the book.”

I heard Bree moving her backpack around. “Here.”

“Stay right there.” Rachel’s arm moved again, pulling the book toward her. “Whoa. I can feel it through the cover.”

“What?” Bree was confused.

“The magic. I’m psychic. Okay, here’s the symbol Carrie told us to look for.”

“What’s that?” Bree asked. “A triangle inside of a circle inside a star?”

“A friend of mine told us to look for it. It’s good.”

“You’re really psychic?”

“It’s her thing,” I said. “Are you going to count the money?”

“That’s okay. I guess I trust you.”

“Why are you giving it to us?” I asked. “Won’t Jonah be mad?”

“Who cares?” Bree giggled. “Serves him right. Not like I thought we were going to live happily ever after or anything, but a 70-year-old woman? Yuck.”

I felt like I should defend Mina, somehow. Then Bree said, “What?” and Rachel said, “Nothing,” and I thought it smarter to keep my mouth shut.

“Damn, this thing should have an index,” Rachel said. “Blindness, eyes, sight—it’s like 600 pages long.”

“Remember what Carrie said,” I told her. 

“Yeah, but this has lots of good stuff in it. Warts, plague, insomnia, ingrown toenails . . . Okay, here it is. Wait. Oh, hell.”

“What is it?” No cure? I was going to be blind for the rest of my—

“Uh-uh.” Bree’s chair scraped on the floor. “I’ve got to go now, thanks.”

“Hang on a minute.” It was Jonah’s voice. Right behind me. Damn it! 

“Bitch. I knew you were—Hey, what are you doing?” Jonah clamped a hand on my shoulder. “That’s mine.”

“Actually, it belongs to my client,” I said, pulling his hand away and turning toward the sound of his voice. “We’re just taking it back before you can do any serious damage with it.”

I felt him push my chair, trying to get to Rachel. Then I heard Rachel’s chair fall over. “Be right back,” she muttered.

Someone said, “Hey!” and Rachel said, “Sorry,” and Jonah said, “Come back here!” I heard Rachel’s feet pound the floor away from us.

I could feel Jonah swing around the table, and I kicked a foot out. It caught something, and he cursed, and I heard him topple over, along with shouts and clattering glasses and a general outcry of irritation mixed with amusement. “You all right?” someone asked. “Need another beer here,” someone else said.

“What’s going on?” Bree was still there, right behind me.

“Rachel’s going for plan B,” I said. “Can you keep Jonah here?”

“I don’t think so.” She squeezed my arm. “Thanks for the money.” Then her voice was gone.

Great. I couldn’t do anything except hope Rachel had time to do what she had to do. And that we wouldn’t get arrested. I heard Jonah swearing. “Where did she go? What do you think you can do, put a curse on me? It’s not like you can call the cops.”

“Yeah, no. I wish I could.” I leaned forward, trying to make out his body in the shadows shrouding my eyes. “We’ll just have to settle for keeping the book away from you.”

“And how do you think—”

Then the fire alarm went off in the back of the bar.

Fortunately the sprinklers didn’t come on in the front to douse us. I heard shouts over the blaring siren as people immediately started jostling each other for the exits.

The bartender shouted, “Take it easy! It’s in the bathroom! Everybody, just make your way outside and I’ll call the fire department!”

“What did you do?” Jonah’s hand gripped my shirt, pulling me out of my chair. “What the hell did you do?”

The room spun. He didn’t hit me, but bright lights flashed in my eyes. I blinked, rubbing them as tears suddenly started streaming down my cheeks. I rubbed my face, and when I blinked again I could see Rachel. She was standing behind Jonah, her jacket and hair soaking wet, with her stun gun in her hand.

She’d never looked more beautiful.

“Let go of him, asshole,” Rachel growled. 

Jonah looked at her, looked at me, then let go of my shirt before it ripped. “Motherfuckers,” he muttered. He clenched a fist, half lifting his arm to hit me, then glanced at Rachel’s stunner and changed his mind. “Motherfuckers,” he said again, then turned and left.

I smiled at Rachel. “I can see.”

She smiled back. “Carrie was right. It worked.”

The bartender came up next to us. “Okay, out. I won’t tell the cops about you if you just get out now and don’t come back.”

I nodded. “Deal.”

 

Back home Rachel changed into dry clothes. The sprinkler in the women’s restroom had drenched her when she set fire to the book in the sink—after spraying it with as much lighter fluid as she could manage quickly—but now she was dry and wearing sweats. “We’ll have to call Carrie and thank her,” she said, opening a beer. 

            Carrie had called me back in the afternoon. “If the book is real,” she told me, “it’s the source of the power of the curses in it. There’ll be a symbol in the front. Or Rachel will probably feel it. Anyway, destroy the book, and the curses vanish. Let me know.”

            “I hope my client won’t care that we destroyed her property,” I said to Rachel now. “But I’ll deal with it either way. It’s good to see you again.” We clinked bottles. 

            “I just hope she doesn’t argue about the $500 you’ll put down for expenses,” Rachel said. “I hope Bree got away. She doesn’t need an asshole like that in her life.”

            “And that Jonah stays away from Mina. I doubt she’ll be returning his texts.” I kissed her. “You looked sexy, all drenched and ready to shock him with your stunner.”

            “It probably would have shorted out and zapped my hair white.” But she cocked an eyebrow. “Don’t get any ideas. I’m not taking a shower in my clothes just to get you all excited.”

“Fine.” I was hungry, though. “Do we have any Chinese food left from last night?”

            She punched my arm. “Now that you can see again, you can make dinner.”

            I got up and started humming ”Amazing Grace.” I didn’t start singing until I reached “was blind but now I see,” and by then I was in the kitchen. Rachel could always slug me again later. 

 

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