I usually meet clients in coffee shops and diners, sometimes
their houses. But this was the first time I’d met an international pop star in
her dressing room.
Allison Gentry—known her 21 million
Twitter followers as AG—was one of the biggest singing sensations in the world.
Failed marriages? Check. Drug rehab? Check. Internet feuds with Kanye, Nikki,
and Britney? Check. Nude photos on the internet? Yeah, I checked those out too.
But lots of money to write a lowly
private detective a check for whatever she wanted to hire me for? Yeah. I’ve
got an internet bill to pay.
AG was in
rehearsals for a concert in her “Coming Home” tour at the United Center in
Chicago tomorrow night. Today she and her crew were working at a gym up in
Northbrook. I’d had to fight with the security guards at the front door, after
battling my way through a horde of paparazzi hoping for a shot of AG walking in
or out. Fortunately they didn’t find a 40ish guy in a blue windbreaker worthy
of their attention.
So I was waiting in a dressing room
that looked like a hotel suite—long couches, a mini-fridge, a big-screen TV in
one corner. The music boomed under my feet.
I checked my phone for messages. Deleted
the spam. Texted Rachel: “Hi, I’m waiting for my client, how’s your day going?”
She texted me back a minute later.
“Boring. Any hot half-naked male dancers hanging around?”
The music had stopped. I was in the
middle of a response when the door opened and—
Allison
Gentry marched into the dressing room like she was in a hurry to a more
important meeting. She wore skintight yoga pants and a loose red tank top, her
long blond hair tied back. “Goddamn it, why can’t they find me some dancers who
know what they’re doing? It’s tomorrow night, and we’re still working out the
moves? I don’t believe—”
Then she stopped, staring at me. “Kaz?
Who the hell is this?”
I stood up. The guy who followed
her into the room wore a dark jacket and a thin red necktie hanging loose
around a black T-shirt. “AG, this is Tom Jurgen. The private detective?” He
turned to me, looking nervous. Hi. Kaz Peters. We talked yesterday? I’m on AG’s
PR team.”
“Sorry.” AG
collapsed in a chair, catching her breath. “Kaz, can you get me some water? And
where’s my phone? I need a salad. Dressing on the side.” Her voice was
high-pitched and squeaky, but her throat sounded hoarse.
“Got it.” Kaz
grabbed a water bottle from the mini-fridge, dropped a cell phone on the table
in front of her, and went for the door. “Anything for you, Jurgen?”
“I’m, uh,
fine, thanks.” I sat back down. I’ve met some minor celebrities—football heroes
and local actors—but never anyone who’d been named Maxim magazine’s No.
2 hottest female celebrity (Katy Perry was No. 1). “Nice to meet you, Ms.
Gentry.”
“It’s
Allison.” She gulped down half the water. “Thanks for coming.”
I perched
on the edge of the couch. “So what can I do for you?”
She
groaned. “I’ve got this stalker.”
Hundreds of
them, probably. “Don’t take this wrong, but don’t you have security for that
kind of problem?”
“Yeah.” She
ran her hands over her face. “But Kaz said you handle—weird shit. Like people
who can change their faces?”
Of course.
“Well, I’ve dealt with shape shifters, vampires, ghosts, zombies, and even the
occasional workers comp case where the employee in question wasn’t actually
faking an injury.”
AG giggled.
Then she gulped some more water. “About a year ago I started getting these
emails from a guy named BrandonX. At first it was just the standard pervert
stuff, so I sent them to Intertext/PR—they handle my IT stuff. Miley suggested
them.”
Miley? I
didn’t ask. “What did they find out?”
“They were
coming from an email account owned by a guy named Brandon Toth. He actually
went to my high school—I mean, I went to high school in Orland Park, and we
graduated the same year, but I don’t remember him. Anyway, they stopped for a
while, and then about four months ago they started up again. The thing is—” She
took another long drink. “He’s dead. A car accident. A month before the emails
started coming.”
“Someone
could have just taken over his account.”
“Yeah, but
. . .” She rubbed her forehead. “Okay, this is where it gets weird?”
I shrugged.
“Well, like you said, I handle weird shit.”
She
giggled. “Anyway—”
The door
opened. Kaz walked in. “Hey, AG, you need anything?”
She
blinked. “Yeah, I said I wanted a salad. Dressing on the side, like always.”
I’m not
exactly Sherlock Holmes, but I try to notice details. Like the fact that Kaz
was wearing the same dark jacket as before, but now his necktie was knotted tight
around the collar of a white shirt.
People who
can change their faces . . .
I stood up again. “Hi. I’m . . . Pete Cogburn.”
He held out
his hand. “Hi, Pete. Nice to meet you.”
“Oh shit.” AG
lunged for her phone.
“Kaz”
suddenly darted forward. I didn’t quite block him, but I managed to give him a
shove that sent him stumbling against a chair. “You son of a—”
AG pounded
her phone. “Update! Update! Come on, hurry!”
I shifted
around, trying to stay between them even though every instinct in my body told
me to hide behind a couch and call my mother. “Slow down, Brandon.” I tried to
keep my voice low and calm. “Are you Brandon? You’re not Kaz. How do you do
that?”
“Bitch!” He
jabbed a finger at AG. “Slut! Sing it for me! You know you want to sing it!”
Then a
security guard ran through the door, brandishing a heavy black baton. The
stalker swung around, laughing, and somehow ducked down and then rammed a fist
into his stomach, strong enough to force a grunt from him. And fast enough to
run through the door.
The guard cursed, straightened up,
and ran after him.
I looked at
AG. My chest was pounding. “Was that . . .?”
She dropped
her phone on the floor and leaned down, her head between her knees. “Oh god, oh
god, oh god . . .”
Chasing the
fake Kaz would only add to the confusion. So I crouched next to her and picked
up her water bottle. “Here.”
“Th-thanks.”
She sat up and grasped the bottle, her shoulders twitching. “Okay, you saw
that? This is where it gets—oh, no . . .”
Kaz was dead. They found him in a stairwell with a broken
skull.
The cops
found his jacket and necktie in the parking lot. The stalker, whoever he was,
had gotten away. The ability to change his face probably had something to do
with it.
AG’s afternoon
rehearsal was cancelled.
We met again
in an office overlooking the gym floor. Allison Gentry was dressed—slacks and a
blue T-shirt—and she was drinking more water. “Oh my god.”
“C-can I
get you anything, AG?” Jamie Yamada was in her 20s, an Asian woman who had
apparently been Kaz’s assistant. Her eyes were bleary and bloodshot.
AG threw
her bottle on the floor. “Just some more water.”
I leaned
against the window and folded my arms, mostly to keep them from shaking. I’d
seen Kaz’s body.
After a moment I said, “Maybe you
should tell me the rest of it. Unless you’ve changed your mind about hiring me,
I mean.”
“Oh no.” She took the bottle from
Jamie and twisted it open. “Okay, this was about a month ago, in Miami? I’m
doing a residency at a club there, and one night after the show I’m back in my
dressing room with a couple of friends, and there’s a knock on my door. The
guard says it’s my ex-husband. Freddie?” She made a face. “I thought it was
strange, but anyway, I said let him in. So he comes in, and it’s Freddie, but
he doesn’t really say much, just says he liked the show and wished I’d sing a
song for him, and then he tries to kiss me.”
Another grimace. “But there are
people there, so after a few minutes he leaves. And I still think it’s strange,
so I send a text. It turns out he’s in Las Vegas! He sends me a picture in
front of a casino with his latest bimbo—I mean, girlfriend?” She tittered. Then
her head dropped down. “Sorry. But it was so weird, I didn’t even think about
it.”
Lots of people ignore strange
happenings—until they can’t anymore. “So what else?”
“Then last Wednesday I was in New
York. Staying with my mother.” She ran her hands over her hair, still pulled
back in a tight ponytail. “She has an apartment in Brooklyn. I like to visit
her when I have a few days between shows. Anyway, we ordered Thai food, and
then the doorman buzzed. A minute later there’s a knock, and when I open the
door, it’s . . . this guy from high school. Mark Kirkenstock.”
AG laughed. “We went on a few
dates. Movies, nothing serious.” Then her face got serious again. “But he’s
standing there, saying ‘Hi, do you remember me?’ And I don’t know what to do. I
don’t have any bodyguards around. So I keep my hand on the door. I’m like, ‘Hi,
Mark, what are you doing here?’ And he’s
like, ‘I just wanted to see you.’“ She shuddered.
“Okay.” I didn’t know what else to
say.
“He tried to push through the door.”
AG clenched her hands. “But I pushed back, and it hit his face. Then he’s
screaming. Calling me a fucking whore, and a dirty little piece of . . .’” She closed
her eyes. “But then he said, ‘Sing it for me! Sing it right now, like you want
to!’” She glared at me, like it was somehow my fault.
I gave her some slack. It had been
a tough day for her.
She took a breath. “My mom
screamed, and he ran away. The Thai food guy came two minutes later. We called
the cops, but they couldn’t find the guy. My mom yelled at the doorman and I
think she got him fired, but it probably wasn’t his fault.”
AG stood up and started to pace.
“That was last week. And now today? Kaz is dead, but all I can think about is
I’ve lost half a day of rehearsal. And I know I’m supposed to say I don’t care
what happens to me. But I’m scared.”
Jamie brought her another bottle of
water. “Your safety is what’s important. Don’t worry about other people. We’ve
got lots of help for that.”
“Yeah.” AG took the water and
looked at me. “So, can you help?”
I straightened up from my perch at
the window. “Can you send me everything you’ve got on BrandonX from this InterTech
place?”
“Sure.” Jamie picked up an iPad and
started pressing the screen. “What’s your email address?”
I handed her my card. “Right there.
Call or email me with anything.”
AG put a hand on my arm, and then
stood on her toes to kiss my cheek. “Thank you.”
I managed to keep my feet on the
floor. “No problem. I’ll be in touch.”
“Jamie?” AG slumped down on the
couch again, exhausted. “Make sure to get a retainer check to Tom?” She closed
her eyes. “And maybe a salad for me.”
Murderous stalkers not good . . . and why is no one getting this woman a salad? She's pretty consistent: water and a salad. Bummer about Kaz.
ReplyDeleteKatz the one I wrote that Facebook post apologizing about killing. I wasn't going to at first, but the stakes had to be higher.
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